one time my teacher gave me an F on a paper and wrote “see me after school” on it and i was stressing all day about it but when i went later to ask her what was wrong with it she changed the F to an A and said “you were pissing me off this week i wanted you to suffer for a few hours” and i didnt trust her for the rest of the year

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All I want to do is cuddle and smoke some weed

You can learn a lot about yourself by which bridge you choose to jump off of and whether or not there is water at the bottom.
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